Hello Fellow Santas, Mrs Clauses, Reindeer, elves and Easter Bunnies! We're hosting the third Annual Santa Con in San Jose and we could really use a few more Santas to overtake Downtown San Jose!
Our first stop is the 49'ers Inn, where we're getting liquored up, then traipsing across the street to San Jose's very own totally NUDE strip club, The Pink Poodle...from there, we're crawling our way downtown...so far, we're a small and hardy crowd, but it would be great to have a few more Santas in our mix!! If you can make it, let us know...and we'll post the main itinerary Friday night, so check back in...HO!!
Our first stop is the 49'ers Inn, where we're getting liquored up, then traipsing across the street to San Jose's very own totally NUDE strip club, The Pink Poodle...from there, we're crawling our way downtown...so far, we're a small and hardy crowd, but it would be great to have a few more Santas in our mix!! If you can make it, let us know...and we'll post the main itinerary Friday night, so check back in...HO!!
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Re: We need Santas for San Jose Santa Con this Saturday, December 22nd!!
Thu, December 20, 2007 - 1:25 PMOhhhhh, I'd be game to come down from Oaklandia for that, if someone will offer me crash space. -
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Re: We need Santas for San Jose Santa Con this Saturday, December 22nd!!
Thu, December 20, 2007 - 5:45 PMdammit- its NOT in san francisco.
Fuck that- I'm not going. what a bunch of posers- holding a santacon outside of Santa Francisco. How is anyone going to possibly get around in that wilderness down there? What if we get mugged or held up by some latino street gang? or some hungry IT geek?
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Re: We need Santas for San Jose Santa Con this Saturday, December 22nd!!
Thu, December 20, 2007 - 5:50 PMHow do you expect anyone to get down there- there's no public transit to speak of. There's not even an effin ferry.
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Re: We need Santas for San Jose Santa Con this Saturday, December 22nd!!
Thu, December 20, 2007 - 6:03 PMActually Tomcat, with an attitude like that, this Santa would just as soon tell you to fuck off...oh, yeah, I just did...fuckin' HO. -
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Re: We need Santas for San Jose Santa Con this Saturday, December 22nd!!
Thu, December 20, 2007 - 7:15 PMJJ, I'm pretty sure Tom was joking. "mugged by... hungry IT geek." Lol -
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Re: We need Santas for San Jose Santa Con this Saturday, December 22nd!!
Thu, December 20, 2007 - 7:30 PMno- I'm totally serious- those internetworkers are vicious with zip ties and pocket protectors- a simple hesitation you'll get a USB cable in your eye. -
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Re: We need Santas for San Jose Santa Con this Saturday, December 22nd!!
Thu, December 20, 2007 - 9:09 PMAh don't cry Tomcat, I was just Bah humbugging the whining:) Just so you know, I've made special arrangements with the neighborhood Latino gangs and as long as we give them one lil bitch to whip and have their way with, they assured me safe passage for all other Santas:) Please forward your contact information so we can get this squared away as soon as possible! Oh and did I say "thanks"?? -
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Re: We need Santas for San Jose Santa Con this Saturday, December 22nd!!
Thu, December 20, 2007 - 9:22 PMI resent the use of the word 'bitch'.
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Re: We need Santas for San Jose Santa Con this Saturday, December 22nd!!
Thu, December 20, 2007 - 9:45 PMOH you're funny TomCat and all kidding aside, here's how you get to the San HO! Santa Con...bart to SF to caltrain to san jose...from there a friendly Satnta will pick you up and take you to the Latino gang headquarters...ah, I'm just kidding Santas, come on!...and from the San Jose Caltrain station, a friendly Santa will pick you up and get you to the meeting point so you don't miss the fun at Pink Poodle. As far as getting back, at least one drunken Santa will be heading back towards the East Bay so maybe we can make ride arrangements!
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Re: We need Santas for San Jose Santa Con this Saturday, December 22nd!!
Thu, December 20, 2007 - 6:04 PMHey Flux, thanks for the response and I'll work on the crash pad and get back to you via private message! HO!
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Re: We need Santas for San Jose Santa Con this Saturday, December 22nd!!
Fri, December 21, 2007 - 1:26 PMi got three santas coming (maybe four or five even)! what time are we meeting at the 49er's inn? -
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Re: We need Santas for San Jose Santa Con this Saturday, December 22nd!!
Fri, December 21, 2007 - 3:27 PMI wish I could get the day off and join in. I had so much fun last night in Oakland with about 10 Santi. It's not in the numbers (altho it helps) but in the quality of Santa. Make your own fun! And I didn't think it was great before, but print out some song books. Singing the fucking songs was a hightlight for all of us. We couldn't stop! -
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Re: We need Santas for San Jose Santa Con this Saturday, December 22nd!!
Fri, December 21, 2007 - 6:36 PMSounds like a fun night Penguin...and BB it will be great to see you and your friends. We're meeting at Noon at the 49er's Inn, corner of Bascom and San Carlos, just across from the Pink Poodle. I'll post a number in just a bit...
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San Ho!say Santa Con Itinerary
Fri, December 21, 2007 - 6:53 PMOkay, the unofficial start time is Noon at the 49er's Inn for those Santas that can make it early. There' s a prime dive bar about 5 minutes from the meeting point(49er's Inn, where we can park) so eager Santas can get their drink on and then meet up again at the 49er's with tardy Santas from 1:00 to 2:00. The 49er's Inn has a customer appreciation day that we've invaded the last few years and usually make off with a cache of booty, sorta like Pirate Santas...I'm not sure what they have this year, but last year they gave away hams, cool shot glasses and I think a blow job even (keep posted for an update on that....uh yeah). Anyhow, a Santa Contact number is 408.903.7289
Hope to see a few new Santas out there! HO!!
1:00-2:40 Alex’s 49er bar- customer appreciation day!!!
2:45-3:55 Pink Poodle
4:01-4:17 Bus 23 Eastbound to 1st and Santa Clara (ticket is $1.75-)
4:20-4:40 Walk through Xmas in the Park
4:45-6:10 O’Flahertys
6:15-7:15 La Vic and Starbucks
7:20-8:35 Dive Bar
8:45-9:50 Mission Male House
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Re: San Ho!say Santa Con Itinerary
Sat, December 22, 2007 - 8:53 AMnoonish start time???? damn i wish i didn't have to work. this sounds like so much fun! -
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Santa is late for unofficial start!!
Sat, December 22, 2007 - 11:25 AMSanta JJ is hung over, caught a cold and is gonna try to "get some" before heading out and so will miss the unofficial start time of Noon by 30 minutes!!
Official start time is stil 1:00- 2:40 at Alex's 49er inn, just across the street from the Pink Poodle. Santa JJ and his sidekick LisaDoodle will be around the corner at a secret pre- con location, making an unannounced stop and spreading Good Cheer. HO!!
Contact number for al stragglers is:
408.903.7289
HO!!
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Re: We need Santas for San Jose Santa Con this Saturday, December 22nd!!
Sun, December 23, 2007 - 4:33 PMSo how was it? Lets here some tales and see some evidence.... uh, I mean pics, yeah pictures.
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Re: We need Santas for San Jose Santa Con this Saturday, December 22nd!!
Mon, December 24, 2007 - 5:37 PMsome cute young ones tied on some serious alcohol festivities and I will post pics.
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