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SF Bay Area Santas!!! Final announcement!

topic posted Fri, December 14, 2007 - 11:53 AM by  Princess
ARE YOU READY TO HO!!!

East Bay Santas will meet at Heinhold's First and Last Chance (www.heinoldsfirstandlastchance.com/hi...ml) in Jack London Square at 11 a.m.

SF Santas meeting at Carousel by Pier 39. *LEAVING* at 10am.

It is strongly suggested that you register for www.txtmob.com and join the “santarchy” group: www.txtmob.com/group_info.php.

You DO NOT want to be late! If you can't drag your ass out of bed that early then you can catch up with us via txt mob.

What to bring:

Bring $12 for public transportation! That's right. Santa's a bitch and he's too fucking drunk and fat to walk around. This year, he spreads cheer on his ass with a beer.

As this is a 21+ event, please remember to bring your ID and have it easily accessible to show bar staff.

DO wear comfortable shoes.

If you can't go for long periods of time without a drink then bring backups.

Print yourself a copy of the Santacon Songbook cuz Santa's gonna test out his choir voice!

This year promises to be full of Santa goodness.

Any bitching about the time, Santa will hunt you down and put your titties in a vice and shove his elves up your ass!

At the sound of the whistle WE HO!!
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  • Tonya
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    Re: SF Bay Area Santas!!! Final announcement!

    Fri, December 14, 2007 - 12:43 PM
    Well fuck me sideways! Oakland??? I won't be free until noon. It would be nothing to just head out and find Santa in the city. But I'm not going to try to catch up to them in Oakland.

    Mrs. Clause alone in Oakland? I think not! I simply don't feel safe with this option. I knew I should have gone to Portland's!
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  • +Alena+
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    Re: SF Bay Area Santas!!! Final announcement!

    Fri, December 14, 2007 - 1:37 PM
    I love and appreciate santa, especially the santa that allows me to just show my santa self up at a pre set time and location and has already smoothed the way for my santacon-ness..... No matter where that place may be. SANTA IS FUCKING MAGIC.
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  • Blondie
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    Re: SF Bay Area Santas!!! Final announcement!

    Fri, December 14, 2007 - 2:40 PM
    "As this is a 21+ event, please remember to bring your ID and have it easily accessible to show bar staff."

    last year I had a friend under 21 that was able to enjoy pretty much the entire Santacon (barring a few 21+ stops that actually required ID). I just want to know if there's any showstoppers that would keep her from being able to enjoy most of Santacon this year (e.g. if any transportation required 21+ ID just to ride). Could someone in the know msg me privately, pretty please? I promise not to spill any secrets - I personally like unwrapping my presents as much as the gift itself.
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