SantaCon 2006!!
HO!!
Gather your Elves.
Feed your Reindeer.
Santa is on the move!
We’re posting this early so that Santas can make it to more than one Santarchy and the weather has a better chance of not being an ASS like it was last year. This is the firm date and will not change, rain or shine.
WHEN:
December 9th
WHAT TO BRING:
*An unmarked drinking vessel (paper bag/camelbak) to supplement bar drinks
*CASH for drinks and tips
* TIP YOUR BARTENDERS! Santa tips well.
*$5.50 for ferry (if coming from Oakland)
*$1.50 for MUNI (in quarters!!) (MUNI has NO CHANGE MACHINES!)
*A Santa suit held together with zip ties and/or covered in last year's beverages and bodily fluids.
*Santafication tools (to make others into Santas).
*A ball or two or three…
* Bring toys/gifts (Naughty AND Nice!)
*Mistletoe
*Beer money
*Lube and condoms (elf size, you know, if you’re into that sort of thing)
*Bribes
*Comfortable shoes - because Rudolph got drunk again and can't cart your sorry ass around
*Warm Clothes - Santa goes all night long!
WHERE AND WHEN:
Oakland
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* 8:30-9am - East Bay Gathering
Heinhold's First and Last Chance Saloon 56 Jack London Square, Oakland
* 10:00am- Ferry Trip!
Oakland to SF Pier 41
Don't be late or you'll be waiting for about 2 hours for the next ferry.
Purchase tickets onboard the ferry - $5.50 One Way
www.eastbayferry.com/when/printable.html
SF
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* 10:30am - San Francisco Gathering
at Carousel @ Pier 39
Santas get on for ½ price!!: $1.50
* 11:30am - Santarchy!
TIP YOUR BARTENDERS!
THE FOUR FUCKS:
Don't fuck with KIDS!
Don't fuck with THE LAW!
Don't fuck with SECURITY!
DON'T FUCK WITH SANTA!!
HO!!
Gather your Elves.
Feed your Reindeer.
Santa is on the move!
We’re posting this early so that Santas can make it to more than one Santarchy and the weather has a better chance of not being an ASS like it was last year. This is the firm date and will not change, rain or shine.
WHEN:
December 9th
WHAT TO BRING:
*An unmarked drinking vessel (paper bag/camelbak) to supplement bar drinks
*CASH for drinks and tips
* TIP YOUR BARTENDERS! Santa tips well.
*$5.50 for ferry (if coming from Oakland)
*$1.50 for MUNI (in quarters!!) (MUNI has NO CHANGE MACHINES!)
*A Santa suit held together with zip ties and/or covered in last year's beverages and bodily fluids.
*Santafication tools (to make others into Santas).
*A ball or two or three…
* Bring toys/gifts (Naughty AND Nice!)
*Mistletoe
*Beer money
*Lube and condoms (elf size, you know, if you’re into that sort of thing)
*Bribes
*Comfortable shoes - because Rudolph got drunk again and can't cart your sorry ass around
*Warm Clothes - Santa goes all night long!
WHERE AND WHEN:
Oakland
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* 8:30-9am - East Bay Gathering
Heinhold's First and Last Chance Saloon 56 Jack London Square, Oakland
* 10:00am- Ferry Trip!
Oakland to SF Pier 41
Don't be late or you'll be waiting for about 2 hours for the next ferry.
Purchase tickets onboard the ferry - $5.50 One Way
www.eastbayferry.com/when/printable.html
SF
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* 10:30am - San Francisco Gathering
at Carousel @ Pier 39
Santas get on for ½ price!!: $1.50
* 11:30am - Santarchy!
TIP YOUR BARTENDERS!
THE FOUR FUCKS:
Don't fuck with KIDS!
Don't fuck with THE LAW!
Don't fuck with SECURITY!
DON'T FUCK WITH SANTA!!
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Re: SF SantaCon Inf-HO-mation!
Mon, November 13, 2006 - 10:37 PMI am giddy. And as far as the fucks... I fuck with the elves.
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Re: SF SantaCon Inf-HO-mation!
Tue, November 14, 2006 - 1:46 AMOne question. I know it's Santarchy but is there a particular route and a particular bar where the Santas will end the night? I'll be needing overnight accommodations that are a convenient stumble/gurney ride away. -
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Re: SF SantaCon Inf-HO-mation!
Tue, November 14, 2006 - 3:46 AMYou'd be safe anywhere along Market Street, me thinks. At least a taxi ride away...
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Re: SF SantaCon Inf-HO-mation!
Tue, November 14, 2006 - 11:10 AM3 1/2 Fucks.... Don't Fuck with Santa (unless Santa wants you too... then Fuck away).
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Re: SF SantaCon Inf-HO-mation!
Wed, November 15, 2006 - 3:43 PMsnow means SNOW.
(ouch.. apologies))
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Re: SF SantaCon Inf-HO-mation!
Tue, November 14, 2006 - 12:14 PMso this is the one?? its a few weeks earlier than last year right? we doin downtown this year? northbeach?? -
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Tue, November 14, 2006 - 12:25 PMShow up and you'll find out!
All I can tell you is the route will be great!
Santa Panini
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Tue, November 14, 2006 - 12:39 PMawesome!! cant wait -
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Tue, November 14, 2006 - 3:57 PMHOly crap....best time of my life. woot!
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Re: SF SantaCon Inf-HO-mation!
Wed, November 15, 2006 - 4:17 PMthe real test will be whether or not i make it to the show im going to that night....oh, ill make it, just already in a really good state. Hopefully they let me in :) -
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Re: SF SantaCon Inf-HO-mation!
Wed, November 15, 2006 - 7:05 PMif you dont make it.. then it never -was- the show you were going to that night.
and who needs shows like that?
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Mon, November 20, 2006 - 2:47 PMoh joy... my costume NOT as cool as my ladies costume.
www.mysantasuit.com/santa_costumes.html
hers
www.yelp.com/redir
ya hers!
anyhoo... see you there people.
so frickin giddy!
this was a total, and complete BUMP! -
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Re: SF SantaCon Inf-HO-mation!
Mon, November 20, 2006 - 3:08 PMWay Hot
<boing>
I hope more santa like that show up
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Re: SF SantaCon Inf-HO-mation!
Mon, November 20, 2006 - 8:53 PMAhh Man...I specifically threw our party early (the 9th) so we wouldn't miss any festivities, including Santa Con!!! -
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Mon, November 20, 2006 - 11:59 PMHey, Hos!
Just wanted to let you all know that Santa has been scouting for cool sexcessories and there are some really cute ones at, uh, the Ace Hardware Five & Dime at Laurel Village. Aprons, oven mits and velcro chef hats for Hot in the Kitchen Santas...jingly necklaces for girlie Santas...ridiculous pet accoutrements that would make hilarious HUMAN accoutrements...all KINDS of battery powered lights and blinkies to make sure Santa doesn't get hit by a car...or is easily spotted by other similarly leaning Santas. Whatevah! Santa is SOOO excited! There's also lotsa bags of cheap snow n shit. I'm sure there's the same sorta crap at all the other drug stores and stuff.....Wheeeee!
I mean HO HO HO!
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Tue, November 21, 2006 - 12:31 AMhey Rachel, can you ping this Santa off line and suggest a location or even a hotel so Santa does not have to drive the sleigh home....
hugs
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Wed, November 22, 2006 - 9:38 PM17 DAYS! Oh boy oh boy oh boy! Santa's spankin' is eminent! Santa's been sooooooo BAD!
Hey, so that this isn't a totally obvious bump... any one know what the turnaround time is on those internet suits? Or seen any cheap suits out there (in the physical world) recently for sale? I've got mine lined up (Thanks, Princess!) but my friends are looking about... -
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Wed, November 22, 2006 - 9:43 PMOh boy! Just saw a thread that reported a $13 suit at Walgreens! Guess that makes this and my last post TOTALLY SHAMELESS BUMPS for the SF SantaCon!
Santa has NO SHAME. Seems only right.
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Wed, November 22, 2006 - 9:56 PMoh- i'm so excited!
kelley, me bestest friend ever is booking her ticket now, she's coming up from san diego cuz this sounds so fun!
i'm very much looking forward to our "christmystical mass"!
santarchy for everyone !!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: SF SantaCon Inf-HO-mation!
Mon, November 27, 2006 - 7:10 PMWHO YOU CALLIN A HO OLD MAN... huh?
Oh sorry Santa. I forget that you deliver toys to all the good boys and girls. Sorry dude. Have a good one man. Rest up. And I heard the elves get pissy... that has *GOT* to suck. Later bro. -
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Mon, November 27, 2006 - 8:20 PMthis santa is wearin diapers. ain't gonna let a good piss make santa miss out on all the ho-pla! -
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Mon, November 27, 2006 - 8:37 PMWow, that's sexy! -
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Re: SF SantaCon Inf-HO-mation!
Mon, November 27, 2006 - 8:49 PMno, it's only sexy if you try to get into my pants. -
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Re: SF SantaCon Inf-HO-mation!
Mon, November 27, 2006 - 8:53 PMYou're always in mine so why wouldn't I try to get into yours? -
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Re: SF SantaCon Inf-HO-mation!
Mon, November 27, 2006 - 9:10 PMyou know the invitation is always open. especially since you're always pimping me out. but you know you've never had yer privates oiled the way i do it.
btw, you're welcome to stay with santa. she'll be serving bacon in a furry g string on sunday. -
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Re: SF SantaCon Inf-HO-mation!
Mon, November 27, 2006 - 9:22 PMOooo. I got a room on Market but I'll drag my hungover ass out early for a furry g-stri--er, I mean, bacon! -
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Re: SF SantaCon Inf-HO-mation!
Tue, November 28, 2006 - 1:37 PMIts going to be my first! YAY -
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Re: SF SantaCon Inf-HO-mation!
Tue, November 28, 2006 - 1:51 PMI have a santa suit comin to me! I'll be in full santa effect for the 9th!!
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Wed, November 29, 2006 - 11:50 AMmmmmmmmmmmm........
furry bacon........
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It's just easier to pee this way
Tue, November 28, 2006 - 8:39 PMHave I mentioned I'm installing velcro throughout the crotch of my jumpsuit this year? Ho ho HO!
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I need a suit. Please help. Thanks.
Wed, November 29, 2006 - 10:40 AMSo excited to raise some santa-hell. Can anyone suggest a few sites/places to buy a suit? Thanks.
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Re: I need a suit. Please help. Thanks.
Wed, November 29, 2006 - 10:44 AMI saw one at Target yesterday. I hear Walgreens (where I got mine last year) has them. Or Party City should have them as well. -
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Wed, November 29, 2006 - 11:22 AMI heard that Party City has them for around $20 on sale -
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Re: I need a suit. Please help. Thanks.
Wed, November 29, 2006 - 11:28 AMThe ones at Walgreen's are pretty cheap...just like Santa!
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Wed, November 29, 2006 - 11:31 AMi bought the walgreens special in the lower haight last weekend - $13 or so; sort of a felt material.
i also grabbed a pretty cheap-ass santa 'top' piece at Thrift Town in San Francisco for $3, so check your local used clothing store. -
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Wed, November 29, 2006 - 12:19 PMFelt?
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Re: I need a suit. Please help. Thanks.
Wed, November 29, 2006 - 9:29 PMdon't forget big lots too.
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Re: SF SantaCon Inf-HO-mation!
Wed, November 29, 2006 - 10:06 PMahem.... PRICKLES will be there!!!!!
I can't wait to play with yu all!!!!
SMOOOOTCH!
Jelly
AKA... Prickles Da KLOWN
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Re: SF SantaCon Inf-HO-mation!
Wed, November 29, 2006 - 10:27 PMoh GAWD, y'all are in trouble!
I've met Prickles! How do you think all that Klown make up got on my face anyway??
Penguin, I will call you with meet up details once I get off the ferry!
Princess Hone (I almost typed your real name) are you going to be able to start with us this year? Or are you meetin up with us later again?
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Re: SF SantaCon Inf-HO-mation!
Thu, November 30, 2006 - 12:03 AM"I hope it doesn't rain this year!"
Right now, it's not looking too good. Keep your tootsies crosses!
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Re: SF SantaCon Inf-HO-mation!
Thu, November 30, 2006 - 9:43 AMWell, Penguin's birthday is the day before and I put in form 1697A (in triplicate) for good weather for that, so maybe it'll last for a few more days.
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Thu, November 30, 2006 - 10:31 AMHell! They can't even predict the weather tomorrow, much less 10 days from now.
By the way, all your elves are doing little pagan rituals for good weather, right? Right!?
-Santess Red
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Re: SF SantaCon Inf-HO-mation!
Tue, December 5, 2006 - 8:04 PMi'll be there to ho from beginning to end!
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