Woman accused of groping a mall Santa. Don't know what his problem was; This Santa likes being groped...
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Re: Santa was groped?
Tue, December 18, 2007 - 9:38 AMPoor Santa! Groped by a gimp!
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Tue, December 18, 2007 - 10:39 AMWhat!?! I missed getting groped by a cripple! damnit! -
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Tue, December 18, 2007 - 11:59 AMa girl santa in the bathroom line next to me at jupiter was groped, right before the whole pepperspray incident... -
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Tue, December 18, 2007 - 1:53 PMi was groped by a 10 year old boy (out in front of jupiter) who innocently asked me for a hug then ran his little perverted hands up my dress and grabbed my ass. his mother made him apologize and told me he was "getting to be that age."
i wasn't sure if it was a good idea to bend the kid over my knee and spank him silly. -
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Re: Santa was groped?
Tue, December 18, 2007 - 2:05 PMhahaha, thats hilarious!
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Tue, December 18, 2007 - 2:13 PMI remember being 10 and sneaking into the women changing room at the pool to take a peek. didn't realize the geriatric water aerobics class had just finished up...I was scarred for years.
You should have spanked him...set a boundary at a young age... -
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Tue, December 18, 2007 - 2:22 PMsomething tells me he would have liked it. little shit!
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Tue, December 18, 2007 - 2:43 PM"set a boundary at a young age"
I think you mean "push out a boundary"
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Tue, December 18, 2007 - 10:14 PMJonathon, that's fuckin' hilarious! -
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Wed, December 19, 2007 - 7:38 AMSure...I can laugh now. But I couldn't watch Golden Girls for years. Just the thought of Bea Arthur makes me shrivel a little bit... -
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Wed, December 19, 2007 - 8:03 AMI think I just threw up in my mouth a little
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Wed, December 19, 2007 - 8:06 AMi think i'd prescribe a few trips to the strip clubs to help you get over that. oy! -
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Re: Santa was groped?
Wed, December 19, 2007 - 5:22 PMWell I'm better now...but thank you for your concern
The hot mama I'm engaged to gives me a better show than any stripper could. :-)
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Re: Santa was groped?
Tue, December 18, 2007 - 4:28 PMOMG that happened in my hometown mall!
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Thu, December 20, 2007 - 5:50 PMIt's true! A Santa in Australia was also smacked in the face with a drive by pumpkin pie the same day. I think it was an assault on Santa world wide! -
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Thu, December 20, 2007 - 7:55 PMThat's a klown move! Not ok! I thought that war was put to bed. Must talk to South Pole Santas.
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Re: Santa was groped?
Fri, December 21, 2007 - 10:11 AMhmmmmm kinda gives your ideas for next year's con, doesn't it? or maybe not, santa might get arrested.
HO!
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